Stage Entertainer Mugs

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Showbiz Awards

Zombie standup

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Clown on bike.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Extreme miming"

The Rooster Comedian.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Pirate

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Comedy Cafe

Cow Show Tunes

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'