Stage Entertainer Gifts

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Zombie standup

Showbiz Awards

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Children's Parties

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Clown on bike.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

The Rooster Comedian.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Pirate

"Extreme miming"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Comedy Cafe

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"That'll be five bucks."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Cow Show Tunes

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'