Street Entertainer Gifts

Roverdance.

"Why the silent treatment?"

The successless pantomime becomes a successless criminal

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

Judge, ruling on mime: 'Guilty of wasting your life. Case dismissed.'

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

"Has anyone handed in a set of keys?"

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Alphonse the mime is horrified to discover that he really is trapped inside a glass box.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

St Peter with hand puppet - "'elcome to 'eaven..."

Slim pickings (IOUs in busker's instrument case).

'I've lost my basket...'

"Hello fire brigade? I'm stuck in an invisible box."

Dog doing tricks on street corner.

'You feel boxed in?'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

One Man Band in the Toilet.

Man and giraffe

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Extreme miming"

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Street Organ - Monkey

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Play on."