Street Performer Gifts

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

An air guitarist is given an air donation.

'This next song is about how dreams really can come true.'

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

One Man Band.

Standing ovation $5.

Organ grinder and monkey having swapped roles

"How do you respond to those critics who say you're no talk, and all action?"

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

Buskers' placard reads: 'Please give generously (or I play 'Angels' again)'.

Indian on bed of nails: 'I didn't know whether to rush here or to Home Depot...'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Mime Club. A group of mimes learn that the first rule of Mime Club is that "YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MIME CLUB".

Glum buskers look at sign that says: 'BUSKING COMPETITION TODAY: Strictly NO Streets of London.'

Mimes Playing Tug of War

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'Sorry, Sir, Today's a private viewing.'

Earplug salesman next to busker.

'I wish I could play like that,'

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'Danger Mime Field'.

'Blast it's raining!'

Greatest Show on Earth

Poor turnout, Please help.

Trying to remember the mime lick maneuver

The Ignored Busker

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Man on corner near theatre has puppets and does 'Sneak Previews' for money,

"Play on."

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

Mummies busking.

Two Men compete for money.