Street Performer Enthusiast Gifts

Street musician can't compete with modern CD players.

'You have the right to remain silent...'

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'You gotta love a swing state.'

'Pension fund performance, please give generously.'

Can't afford to pay my backup singers.

Street sweeper cleaning up music.

Busker

"Ollie's still a few bucks short of the 1%."

"The gig economy isn't ALL, bad, it give you free time to do other things... Forage in skips for food, a little busking."

Noise Drowns Out Busker.

'Don't do it, Herb! -- A mime is a terrible thing to waste!'

'I like your suit - just what I need when I ask my boss for a raise!'

"Made ya look!"

Man in filled waders - 'Bob for stuff'.

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Extreme miming"

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Street Organ - Monkey

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases