Dramatic Entertainer Gifts

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Samuel Beckett

'Don't you ever knock?'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

An opera singer

Roller Coasters

Pottery Slam

Landing That Tough Account

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

John Galsworthy

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Ventriloquism For Beginners

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

Tom Waits.

Adult Magician

'Here's something you need to hear...'

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

'Nice Touch!'

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

"I don't think air guitar counts."

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

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