Dramatic Entertainer Pillows

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

'Don't you ever knock?'

An opera singer

John Galsworthy

Roller Coasters

Pottery Slam

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Landing That Tough Account

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

'Here's something you need to hear...'

'Nice Touch!'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

Tom Waits.

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

Home Video

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'The boys in accounting used to give me a hard time about ordering a $1,000 bottle of wine - until I invited them along.'