Amateur Entertainer Mugs

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Extreme miming"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Canape?

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Roller Coasters

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

Pottery Slam

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Canoeing Incorrectly

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

Adult Magician