Amateur Entertainer Prints

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Extreme miming"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Canape?

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Roller Coasters

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Pottery Slam

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Canoeing Incorrectly

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

"Maybe you just can't tell a joke."