Artsy Troublemaker Pillows

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Gustav Holst

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Medusa's baby picture

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'Abstract painting.'

Edward Colston

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'If you think you're going to sit around here while I wait on you hand and big foot, think again young man.'

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

I call it "Self-portrait in Quicksand."

ga-ga

'Would you please stop doing that!'

"OK, OK, you win! I meant to say fig leaves are nature's clothes. Not poison ivy."

Specially formuated for bad drawers! Rubber with a pencil on the end.