Artsy Troublemaker Gifts

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Gustav Holst

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'Abstract painting.'

Edward Colston

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

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'Would you please stop doing that!'

"OK, OK, you win! I meant to say fig leaves are nature's clothes. Not poison ivy."

Specially formuated for bad drawers! Rubber with a pencil on the end.

A horse-drawn carriage.