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Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Guitarist

Newt sale

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Gustav Holst

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Gesundheit."

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

Medusa's baby picture

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Operation Tattoo

Billie Eilish caricature

Rhino Art

Pavement Art.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Young affection

Rainy Day, Boredom

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

'Abstract painting.'

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."