Artsy Human With A Silly Edge Gifts

'Would you please stop doing that!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Gustav Holst

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Medusa's baby picture

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Operation Tattoo

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'