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'Would you please stop doing that!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Gustav Holst

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'