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Pedro couldn't believe his eyes. "Marion," he shrieked, "After all these years, you're still alive!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Gustav Holst

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Lovers dressed as pears

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Mozart eating noodles.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

'My first tattoo...'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Rhino Art

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Pavement Art.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.