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Pedro couldn't believe his eyes. "Marion," he shrieked, "After all these years, you're still alive!"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Gustav Holst

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Lovers dressed as pears

Mozart eating noodles.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Medusa's baby picture

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Operation Tattoo

'My first tattoo...'

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Rhino Art

Pavement Art.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.