Artsy Individuals Prints

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Lord Byron

High School Schedule

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Lovers dressed as pears

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Mozart eating noodles.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

The Critic...

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Cross-country knitting.

Steam of Consciousness

'My first tattoo...'

"What next?"

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Nutcracker

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'She must have been a teacher.'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"