Artsy Individuals Gifts

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Lord Byron

High School Schedule

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Mind if I join you?'

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Lovers dressed as pears

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Mozart eating noodles.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

The Critic...

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Cross-country knitting.

Operation Tattoo

"What next?"

'My first tattoo...'

Steam of Consciousness

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Nutcracker

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

'She must have been a teacher.'

Billie Piper.

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini