Artsy Intellectual Gifts

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Red Army

'She must have been a teacher.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

High School Schedule

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Artist Painting Dollar.

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'What the hell is this the age of?'

"Now who's being judgy?"

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

"What next?"

Steam of Consciousness

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'This looks like a bad case of Humorous interruptus... commonly known as cartoonist's block.'

'You should've expected this when you told them to draw pictures of vanishing breeds.'

"The dove must be back."

Primavera (Spring)

Magritte realising he's going bald.