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"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Red Army

'She must have been a teacher.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

High School Schedule

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'Mind if I join you?'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Artist Painting Dollar.

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

Operation Tattoo

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

"What next?"

"Now who's being judgy?"

'What the hell is this the age of?'

Steam of Consciousness

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'This looks like a bad case of Humorous interruptus... commonly known as cartoonist's block.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Primavera (Spring)