Artistic Intellect T-Shirts

Painting by roman numerals

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Masquerade

Lord Byron

High School Schedule

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Fat fairy

"Balloon animals $5.00"

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Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

Jean Cocteau

Jack and the Snowman.

'Looking for a muse, love?'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'What the hell is this the age of?'

"What next?"

"Now who's being judgy?"

Steam of Consciousness

"If I were writing fulltime, I'd have three unpublished novels by now."

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

Cross section through the Art Virus.

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.