Artistic Intellect Mugs

Painting by roman numerals

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Stephen Spender.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Masquerade

Lord Byron

High School Schedule

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'Mind if I join you?'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Fat fairy

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

RBG, RGB, CMYK

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

Jack and the Snowman.

Jean Cocteau

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

'Looking for a muse, love?'

Peter Gabriel

"What next?"

Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

"Now who's being judgy?"

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"If I were writing fulltime, I'd have three unpublished novels by now."

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'What the hell is this the age of?'

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

Steam of Consciousness

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

Cross section through the Art Virus.