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Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

"What next?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

High School Schedule

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'Mind if I join you?'

Lovers dressed as pears

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Artist Painting Dollar.

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Operation Tattoo

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Steam of Consciousness

"If I were writing fulltime, I'd have three unpublished novels by now."

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

'You should've expected this when you told them to draw pictures of vanishing breeds.'

Primavera (Spring)

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'I suppose we should join the dots.'

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!