Artsy Aesthetic T-Shirts

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Mikado

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

High School Schedule

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Mind if I join you?'

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Lovers dressed as pears

Mozart eating noodles.

Jack and the Snowman.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Cross-country knitting.

Operation Tattoo

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

"What next?"

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Steam of Consciousness

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'She must have been a teacher.'

Billie Piper.

Pimlico

"Gosh, Bob, I just LOVE the dynamic interplay between the new wall color and the accents of pandemic-era psychosis!"

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.