Artsy Aesthetic Mugs

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Mikado

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

High School Schedule

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Lovers dressed as pears

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Mozart eating noodles.

Jack and the Snowman.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Cross-country knitting.

Steam of Consciousness

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

"What next?"

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'She must have been a teacher.'

Pimlico

When artists have day jobs.

Rodin's Block

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

Urban snail