Artsy Thinker Mugs

High School Schedule

Magritte realising he's going bald.

The Great Outdoors.

Cubist

Steam of Consciousness

War and Peace

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Children's imagination

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

Rodins rotten juggler

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'What the hell is this the age of?'

"What next?"

"Now who's being judgy?"

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'This looks like a bad case of Humorous interruptus... commonly known as cartoonist's block.'

'You should've expected this when you told them to draw pictures of vanishing breeds.'

"The dove must be back."