Artsy Thinker Mugs

'Mind if I join you?'

High School Schedule

Magritte realising he's going bald.

The Great Outdoors.

Cubist

Steam of Consciousness

War and Peace

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Children's imagination

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Rodins rotten juggler

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

"now let's try one without the tusks."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Operation Tattoo

'What the hell is this the age of?'

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"Now who's being judgy?"

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'