Artsy Individual Mugs

Art Block

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Lord Byron

High School Schedule

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Lovers dressed as pears

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Mozart eating noodles.

Cross-country knitting.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

'My first tattoo...'

"What next?"

Steam of Consciousness

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Painting Music

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'She must have been a teacher.'

Primavera (Spring)

'You should've expected this when you told them to draw pictures of vanishing breeds.'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Rodin's Block