Artsy Types Mugs

Mozart eating noodles.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

High School Schedule

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Lovers dressed as pears

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Cross-country knitting.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'My first tattoo...'

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Steam of Consciousness

"What next?"

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"