Artsy Mugs

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

A Symphony of Penguins

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

High School Schedule

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Lovers dressed as pears

Mozart eating noodles.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Steam of Consciousness

"What next?"

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

Pimlico

When artists have day jobs.

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

Plaster of Paris