Artsy Mathematician Mugs

Ice skater making a sum of eight.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

High School Schedule

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Artist Painting Dollar.

Mozart eating noodles.

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

Cross-country knitting.

"What next?"

Math/After Math

Steam of Consciousness

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

Alternative Accountants

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'Math is more art than science.'

Plaster of Paris

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Dollar sign balloon.

Magritte realising he's going bald.