Artsy Mathematician T-Shirts

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

Ice skater making a sum of eight.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Still Life With Nordic Track

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

High School Schedule

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Artist Painting Dollar.

Mozart eating noodles.

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

Cross-country knitting.

Operation Tattoo

Steam of Consciousness

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

Math/After Math

"What next?"

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

Alternative Accountants

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'

'Math is more art than science.'

Plaster of Paris

Dollar sign balloon.