Artsy T-Shirts

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

A Symphony of Penguins

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

High School Schedule

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'Mind if I join you?'

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Lovers dressed as pears

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Mozart eating noodles.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Operation Tattoo

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

"What next?"

Steam of Consciousness

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

'She must have been a teacher.'

Bill Oddie

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

Pimlico

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

Magritte realising he's going bald.