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Operation Tattoo

Art Block

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Lord Byron

High School Schedule

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'Mind if I join you?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Lovers dressed as pears

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Mozart eating noodles.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Cross-country knitting.

'My first tattoo...'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Steam of Consciousness

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

"What next?"

Painting Music

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'She must have been a teacher.'

Primavera (Spring)

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'You should've expected this when you told them to draw pictures of vanishing breeds.'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini