Artsy Scientist T-Shirts

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

High School Schedule

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Bacterial Culture

Cross-country knitting.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

Steam of Consciousness

"What next?"

'My first tattoo...'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

Cross section through the Art Virus.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'She must have been a teacher.'

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Plaster of Paris

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"Where will I find the fine line between art and science?"

Dip Pen Bouquet