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'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

High School Schedule

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Mind if I join you?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Bacterial Culture

Cross-country knitting.

Operation Tattoo

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

Steam of Consciousness

"What next?"

'My first tattoo...'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

Cross section through the Art Virus.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

'She must have been a teacher.'

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Plaster of Paris

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"Where will I find the fine line between art and science?"