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'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'Projectile painting.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

Do you suppose this is art or science?

High School Schedule

Shakespeare Quote

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Mind if I join you?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Mozart eating noodles.

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

Bacterial Culture

Operation Tattoo

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"What next?"

Steam of Consciousness

Biocafeteraologist

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Cross section through the Art Virus.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'She must have been a teacher.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"Where will I find the fine line between art and science?"

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

When economists rules the Earth