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'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'Projectile painting.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

High School Schedule

Shakespeare Quote

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Mozart eating noodles.

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

Bacterial Culture

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

Steam of Consciousness

Biocafeteraologist

"What next?"

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Cross section through the Art Virus.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"Where will I find the fine line between art and science?"

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

When economists rules the Earth

Red Army