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The theory of probability...

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Larry's used art

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

That shows business confidence.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

The height of fashion in 1796

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

E=mc2.

Distractions Of The Great

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."