Artsy Types Gifts

Mozart eating noodles.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

High School Schedule

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'Mind if I join you?'

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Lovers dressed as pears

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Operation Tattoo

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Cross-country knitting.

'My first tattoo...'

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

Steam of Consciousness

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

"What next?"

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

I'm thinking that for our first date, we should go to the "please touch" museum

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini