Artsy Family Gifts

Happy Mother's Day

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

Mom's a little over the top with this stuff, but I like that!

A Symphony of Penguins

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Lovers dressed as pears

'I preferred his earlier work.'

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Mozart eating noodles.

Operation Tattoo

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'My first tattoo...'

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Pimlico

When artists have day jobs.

Rodin's Block