Artsy Family Gifts

Happy Mother's Day

Mom's a little over the top with this stuff, but I like that!

A Symphony of Penguins

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Lovers dressed as pears

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Mozart eating noodles.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

'My first tattoo...'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Rodin's Block

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

Pimlico

When artists have day jobs.

Bach in the Box

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'