Artsy Child Gifts

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

My First Camera

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Children's Art Show.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Playing dustbins

Operation Tattoo

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'My first tattoo...'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'