Artist Child Gifts

"Cool! We could have an art show this weekend. What do you think?"

My First Camera

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Children's Art Show.

Happy Turkey Day!

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

Bobby eight year old

Igloo Art.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

'My first tattoo...'

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

"She's already on adult coloring books."

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

'Nice. Another picture of the fridge for the fridge.'

"Look, I've invented a catoodle."

"The artist's early work is in the next room on the refrigerator."

'Still think it's best to let the toddler handle the naming convention.'

'I had to get a second refrigerator. My grandchildren do such beautiful work.'