Child's Art Debut Gifts

Children's Art Show.

My First Camera

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Bobby eight year old

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'My first tattoo...'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

"The artist's early work is in the next room on the refrigerator."

'Check it out. I framed my kid's drawing and hung it up over there.'

"Cool! We could have an art show this weekend. What do you think?"

'Still think it's best to let the toddler handle the naming convention.'

'I had to get a second refrigerator. My grandchildren do such beautiful work.'

'What's Adam doing behind that bush?'