Child's First Art Exhibition Gifts

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Children's Art Show.

Happy Turkey Day!

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Bobby eight year old

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

'Mrs. Millis, they can't ALL look like poopy diapers!'

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

"Uh, well, it's the thought that counts."

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

'Check it out. I framed my kid's drawing and hung it up over there.'

"Cool! We could have an art show this weekend. What do you think?"

"The artist's early work is in the next room on the refrigerator."

'Still think it's best to let the toddler handle the naming convention.'

'I had to get a second refrigerator. My grandchildren do such beautiful work.'