Child Starting Art Class Gifts

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Children's Art Show.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

How to draw a martian!

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Children's imagination

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Cubism Model

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Graffiti Art Class

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Young British Artists.

'It's just a first draft.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"Its an asymmetric study of value changes, contrasting colors and varied line weights. It's going to be produced as wrapping paper."

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.