Art Class Gifts

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

How to draw a martian!

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Children's imagination

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Cubism Model

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Young British Artists.

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

'It's just a first draft.'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Graffiti Art Class

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Fully clothed model being painted by naked artists.

Filming Nude in Art Class