Art Classes Gifts

'Eddie is a very ambitious child.'

Graffiti Art Class

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'It's just a first draft.'

"Less panting, and more painting!"

"O-Kay, Dale. Very interesting interpretation..."

"The supply list for this art class was actually pretty specific."

Drawing

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

How to draw a martian!

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"He's an abstract artist."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Children's imagination

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Cubism Model

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"