Children's Art Admirer Gifts

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Shell Fire

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Joe Biden

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Mimi's final scene

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

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