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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Phoenix

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

Shell Fire

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

"What did Jesus order?"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Move, Gary."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"Forget it - she's out of your league."