Kid Art Appreciator T-Shirts

'Check it out. I framed my kid's drawing and hung it up over there.'

My First Camera

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Ariana Grande caricature

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'