Young Artist Appreciator T-Shirts

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Children's Art Show.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"It's a mobile."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Coot on a jetty

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'