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"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Candle Portraits.

Wagging Dog

"The overthinker"

The Selfie

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Cats at private view

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Giant white horse.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Children's Art Show.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'